Now that I have children I spend a lot of time with other parents. One thing I find we all have in common is using the word please as a way to help us get through our day.
Below are some examples.
Please keep the pee off of me and in the diaper. (The second the diaper comes off my girls pee.)
Please let me be dreaming, no one is crying at 3am right? (Someone always is.)
Please don’t let them poop while they are in the jumperoo. (Do I really need to explain this one? Yuck.)
Please don’t let anyone show up unannounced; I look like I have been struck by lightning!(Someone always shows up.)
Please don’t let me have banana in my hair. (My daughter Alexis gives raspberries while eating)
Please don’t let anyone notice the spit up on my clothes. (Someone always does)
I have no idea who I am speaking to when I do this but I do it anyway.
Add to the list if you do this as well.